cold coffee and contradictions

the bizzare ramblings of an over active mind

my boss is a babe. i kept telling myself i didnt think he was that great because he was a bit too “pretty” but now he has scruff and I die. i swoon everywhere.

But for real
I went out last night and drank a whole lot of mint espresso martinis and probably broke something in my foot. #dontdrinkandjive